Your problem is you spent your whole life thinking there are rules.
I was trying to remember why this picture of this cat looked so familiar
then I realised
PS. Anytime you’re in a restaurant with a group of friends and one of them goes to the restroom or bathroom (presume there are many nationalities involved in this AMA), tell the waiter that it’s that person’s birthday. Not only is it fun to embarrass the hell out of the poor victim, but you get free cake in the bargain. (x)
Sober vs. drunk Sherlock
Your icon is violently in love with you for 5 weeks how screwed are you
"You do anything fun Saturday night?"